A middle age man went to see his doctor and asked for 3 Viagra Pills for the weekend.
The doctor asked him why he needed three.
The man told the doctor that his girl friend is staying over on Friday. His Ex-wife is staying over on that Saturday. And his wife is coming home Sunday. So he needed one for each day!
The doctor explained to him that it is rather dangerous using the pills three nights in a row and that he will prescribe them only under one condition. That is for the man to come back Monday so he could examine him.
The man agreed and got his 3 pills.
On Monday when he went back to see the doctor, he had his right arm in a sling. The doctor ask him what had happened
The man said, "No one showed up!"
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