A Cardinal was sending a Priest and a Nun on a mission across the desert. He
gave them a camel as the means of travel. He told them to take good care of the camel
because they will die if the camel dies.
The Priest and the Nun went on their way. Somehow, the camel died when they were
in the middle of the desert. As they were standing there waiting to die, the Priest
said to the Nun, "Sister, there is something in my life that I could not fulfill because
of my religion. Will you do me a favor to help me fulfill it?"
The Nun agreed to help and asked what he wants to fulfill.
The Priest said, "I have never seen a woman disrope. Will you do it?"
The Nun disroped. Then she said to the priest that she had never seen a man
disrope, either. She asked if he would help her fulfill her wish, too.
The Priest also disroped.
As they stood there looking at each other, the Priest noticed that the Nun was
staring at the area between his legs."
The Priest asked, "What are you looking at, Sister?"
The Nun answered, "What is that thing between your legs, Father?"
The Priest was amazed said, "You mean that you don't know what that is, Sister?
That's what the Bible called the 'Savior of Life'!"
The Nun said, "Oh, is that what it is, Father! What the hell are you waiting for?
Stick it the camel's Ass and let's get going!"
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