This hearse was a speeding down the street like a bat out of hell. When it approached the corner, it made a sharp right turn. As it rounded the corner, the rear door swung open, causing the casket inside to slide out.
The casket just kept on sliding on the street and finally went up the sidewalk. It smack right through the front doors of a Walgreen drug store. It just kept on going and went straight up the center isle and hit the counter of the pharmacy in the rear. The casket broke open.
The corpse fell out and said the pharamcist,
"Say, do you have anything for the coughing?"
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