A man goes to visit his 85-year-old granddad in the nursing home. "How are you, Grandpa?", he asks.
"Fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all. At 10 every night, they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagara tablet, and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is a little alarmed and goes to the head nurse. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagara with cocoa on a daily basis. Why?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagara stops him from rolling out of bed."
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